my-urlknowswhatyoudidinthedark:
So there was this lady at work today who tried to shoplift a watermelon by hiding it under her shirt and she tripped on the way out the door and fell on the watermelon and broke it and she started screaming “MY BABY” just screaming and crying and it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
why was she trying to shoplift a watermelon anyway
(via chaoskilledthedinosdear)
